Elon Musk Is Sending a Tesla to Mars

If Loki, that merry prankster, hailed from South Africa rather than Norway, I suspect he might look a lot like Elon Musk.

Earlier this month, founder of start-up space-launch company SpaceX took to the Twitter-ways once again to announce his latest trademark PR stunt. As the SpaceX founder (and Tesla (NASDAQ: TSLA) CEO) explained, when SpaceX's new Falcon Heavy rocket makes its maiden voyage early next year, it will be carrying very special cargo: Musk's personal cherry-red Tesla Roadster sports car.

A red Tesla Roadster sports car
A red Tesla Roadster sports car

This Tesla will go from zero to Mach 32.6 in a few minutes. Image source: Tesla.

In subsequent statements, Musk and SpaceX have taken turns saying both that the whole "Tesla to Mars" thing is a joke, and that no, actually, Musk is really serious, throwing the whole situation into confusion and generating additional interest in the process. (We may all have to watch the launch live stream to find out for sure.) But one thing's for certain already: Musk says next month's launch will be "exciting." On the one hand, this will be Falcon Heavy's first-ever flight, and SpaceX's first attempt at launching a rocket with boosters on its sides.

Translation: There's a very real chance that the rocket will blow up.

On the other hand, if Falcon Heavy does not explode in a fiery furnace of rocket fuel miles above its launch pad, one of two other things might happen:

  • First, in a choreographed display of technological wizardry, one, two, or even all three of the rocket's nine-engine rocket cores could safely descend to Earth and land safely -- a feat never before attempted by man, corporation, or nation-state.

  • Second, the part of Falcon Heavy that does not descend back to Earth -- the payload -- could continue along its flight path, escape Earth orbit, travel for several months between planets, and enter orbit around Mars.

With Elon Musk's cherry-red sports car inside.

What it means to investors

As a PR stunt, you have to admit: Elon's got style, and this one simply beats the band. But it's also got substance, and that's the part that's important to investors. Let me run it down for you.